me: accidentally hits my lock screen button while watching youtube
youtube: you wanna get youtube red?? you fucking dumbass?? you really think you can play videos in the background without youtube red?? you fucking useless bastard.
I like the poster’s implication that the producers of Sesame Street did not put a counting vampiric count on a children’s educational series to teach kids how to count; this was just an incidental side effect of their fidelity to obscure vampire folklore.
This week we present The
Paper Makers Craftwith verse
by Oliver Bayldon and illustrations
by Rigby Graham, printed
in an edition of 400 copies in 1965 by Will
Carter at Cambridge for the Twelve
by Eight Press. Our copy is signed by John
Mason, who was a papermaker and proprietor of the Twelve by Eight Mill in Leicester. Mason writes in the colophon:
“We produced this book because Oliver Bayldon chanced one day to visit my small paper mill, and watched entranced the transmutation of growing things into sheets of textured paper. He came again bearing sacks of stalks, roots and leaves, and stayed himself to turn them into paper. One day he brought these verses, his own free translation from a 17th century Latin poem Papyrus by Father Imberdis S. J. of Ambert, the papermaking district of the Auvergne in France. Will Carter agreed to print it for us.
Most of the white paper used for the text is from
Millbourn at Tuckenhay in Devon. The
small amount of thinner white was made at Wookey Hole in Somerset.
Jack Green produced the grey green
sheets at his Hayle Mill in
Kent. The rest of the coloured paper is from my Twelve by Eight Private Mill in Leicester.”
me, anytime there’s fog: Whoa am i about to be haunted by physical manifestations of my inner turmoil, flaws as a human being and past wrongdoings and also pyramid head who is there solely for the sake of marketing?